China
Lose An Argument or Jump Out a Window …
Boyfriend Chooses Option B
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A man in China has been watching way too many cartoons … ’cause he took the short exit out of what looks like an argument — throwing himself through a window in a wild clip.
The incident went down in the Yuhua District of Changsha City, Hunan Province early this month … with cameras capturing a man and woman who look like they’re having a heated discussion.
There’s no audio, so we can’t tell exactly what they’re saying … but, clearly this dude thinks better of continuing their tête-à-tête and hurls himself into the window.
He doesn’t do any damage to the glad the first time, and she tries to stop him … but, if at first you don’t succeed — back up and run even faster at it, just like this dude!
He crashes through the window on the second attempt … and a different camera across the street captured him rolling to a stop on the sidewalk before dashing off into the night. FWIW, there appears to be a wide-open door just feet away from the couple the guy could’ve opted for instead.
The hotel reportedly confirmed the incident a few days after it all happened — adding the man already paid for the damage — so no harm, no foul, we suppose.
The local police have also reportedly said the two were a couple, not strangers — with the incident caused by a fight that brought out the man’s inner Roger Rabbit … albeit leaving a large hole instead of a perfect imprint of his body behind.
Officers say they didn’t intervene because neither the man, woman, nor hotel filed a report.
We may never know what this exact incident was about … but, one thing is clear — someone needs to get this guy a stunt gig in Hollywood!